Hello everyone, it’s Lüc the Drunk Diet guy here to spread a little post-holiday cheer!
Did you drink too much eggnog? Eat too much ham? Are you feeling like you’re just a couple pounds too heavy to make it down the chimney in your red and white suit? Never fear, I’m here to give you a little post holiday pick-me-up!
The average person gains 7 to 10 pounds every holiday season. If you’re anything like me, you can’t blame that entirely on the turkey and stuffing. All of that family stress leads to a little extra drinking and will have you looking like Frosty the Village Idiot in no time.
As for the New Year, I say to hell with a resolution. You don’t need a new year to make changes; all you need is some guts. Any given second of any given day you can say to yourself, that’s it, I’m going to make myself a happier person. It really is as simple as that.
Fuck the New Year, make this moment your New You and set a goal for yourself right now!
Top 10 Goals to set at this very moment:
10: No more French Fries
9: Join a gym
8: Buy new running shoes
7: Stop drinking soda
6: Cut back on coffee
5: Do 10 pushups right now, and 10 more in half an hour
4: Stop feeling sorry for yourself – no one forced you to eat all those mashed potatoes
3: Ride your bike to work
2: Sign up for a 5K
1: Spend less time with your remote control
Remember, only you are holding you back. Stop making excuses and go out there and do something good for yourself, and read DrunkDiet.com every day!
Sincerely, Your GUTFIRE! street wise-ass reporter,
Lüc Carl
www.DrunkDiet.com
