SWEAR LIKE A FRENCH GIRL: Your French Homework for the Weekend
Photo by Britney Anne Majure
GUTFIRE! is a committed advocate of multilingual education – in an information age and a global economy, we simply cannot afford to be monolingual. To that end, we had our good friend Fanny Pompidou, a foul-mouthed regular at the port bars of Marseille, put together a little reading comprehension exercise for us. If you’ve taken French classes, you know the drill. And there will be extra credit for good pronunciation.
FRENCH 101
Name:
Date:
EXERCISE: Match the French phrases with the corresponding English phrases from the word bank.
1. Va enculer des morts ___
2. Tu baises pire que ton frère trisomique ___
3. Je vais te casser tes petites pattes arrière ___
4. Tu sens la vieille chatte pourrie ___
5. Ta bite pue le vomi de chameau ___
6. T’as été fini à la pisse ___
7. Ta mère suce des bites en enfer ___
WORD BANK:
A. Your mother sucks dicks in hell
B. Go fuck dead people
C. When your daddy made you he finished you off with piss
D. You fuck worse than your handicapped brother
E. Your dick smells like camel vomit
F. I’m gonna break your little hind legs
G. You smell like old rotten pussy
Merci beaucoup, Fanny! – GUTFIRE!
